He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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