Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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