I think i sorta joined a cult last night
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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