She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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