So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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