If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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