Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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