What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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