i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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