I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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