That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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