i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My balls are so social today.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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