i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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