I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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