Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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