problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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