I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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