i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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