i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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