Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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