If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
