let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We need a shit load of segways right now
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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