No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Pooping to opera.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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