So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
