Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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