Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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