I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This baby is an asshole
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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