hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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