I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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