My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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