Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i believe in u and ur pee
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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