Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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