just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I did not marry a roomba.
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