i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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