let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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