he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize