Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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