Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
