do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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