Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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