Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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