Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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