you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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