thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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