How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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