Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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