Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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