The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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