I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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