I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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