i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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