I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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