Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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