My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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