The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Randomize
