bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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