You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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